When I met you, flowers started growing in the darkest parts of my mind.
Unknown (via psych-facts)
Douglas was a freelance, he did extremely little work as far as I could tell. He got up in the morning, made some tea, a lot of tea he used to drink, and sat in the bath, all day, as far as I knew. And I was a young radio producer in Light Entertainment at the BBC andI used to come home at about 7, and Douglas would be in the bath, he’d jump out of the bath saying, “Right, Lloydie, let’s do some work now!”.
John Lloyd, The Doctor and Douglas (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: Take a look at this. That right there is the mail. Now let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? “Pepe Silvia,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands! Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.” So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, “CAAAAROL! CAAROOOLLLL! I gotta talk to you about Pepe.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There…is…no…Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

jeigross:

Shapes (1/?) Fall 2013

You have to let those feelings inside of you.  You have to let them be a part of you.  You have to accept them.  Then you can heal.

jeigross:

Shapes (1/?) Fall 2013

You have to let those feelings inside of you.  You have to let them be a part of you.  You have to accept them.  Then you can heal.

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor



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